who is Tabs the Cat? Sekitar enam tahun yang lalu saya berteman dengan kucing tabby yang digigit, kutu dengan kasus cacing yang buruk. Saya bisa melihat dia akan jatuh pada masa-masa sulit, tetapi pengetahuannya yang mendalam tentang kosmetik fashion dan department store yang tinggi membuat saya percaya bahwa dia jauh lebih dari memenuhi mata. Kami menjadi teman cepat, dan sekarang dia benar-benar bos saya (dan model kitty yang sukses).

Apa-apaan?! Whoa, whoa, whoa, woman — what’s with all the yelling? I was just taking a nap. I need my appeal sleep, you know, if I’m going to be up partying all night.

What’s that, you say? You’re trying to keep me awake so I sleep through the night? You know that doesn’t make a lick of sense, right? I do my best kitty modeling work in the middle of the night.

IKLAN

Case in point: my MAC shoot for the new Menagerie Collection. I shot that around 3 a.m. here in the living room.

Of course I did! how do you think it got done? MAC sent a crew over while you were sleeping on the job, and we shot it in a single take.

I don’t make these things up. and how would you know anyway? You’re always sleeping at the most inopportune moments. I swear, it’s like you turn into a pumpkin at midnight. You do know that in the kitty modeling world, everyone who’s any individual works at night?

IKLAN

Kaus Kucing & Makeup ??

$ 42.

Berbelanja sekarang

Anyway, this convo is exhausting. If you need me, I’ll be napping in my office.

Apa? No, not the closet. My office — the one where you store all of your clothes.

And please don’t forget to post my kitty modeling pictures to my online portfolio today. My fans really look forward to seeing them.

Peace out,

IKLAN

Tab.

P. This is Tabs again. Did you know that I kitty modeled at the grand opening for the Sephora store in Novato? Yeah, it was pretty fun. I gorged myself on the complimentary caviar and gravy.

Speaking of Sephora, my assistant set up another giveaway for a $50 gift card. It ends on Monday at midnight. You must absolutely enter. -Tabs.